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Its been seven months since President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia ordered the invasion of Ukraine or as Trevor Noah referred to it on Tuesday Putin went all Kool-Aid Man on Ukraine. Noah also noted that Russias leader is not hashtag-winning.
Russian soldiers are going door to door forcing people to
vote to join Russia and so because of that 97 percent of the vote has been
pro-Putin. Yeah but I mean lets be honest I mean these voters have a choice in
the same way we have a choice to not accept cookies on that website you know?
Yeah its like what? So what if I click no can I not see how child stars have
aged? What kind of a choice is that? TREVOR NOAH
You know my question is who the hell is the 3 percent? No Im
really impressed by this. Who had the balls to still vote against Putin while
his soldiers watched them mark their ballots? Who was there and just like Yes I
have voted for yo mama! TREVOR NOAH
And honestly like why do they even go through all of this
huh? Like going door to door making everyone sign [expletive] just so you can
do whatever are you already doing anyway. I mean it is one thing to conquer a
town and blow up their buildings but to make them do paperwork? There is evil
and then theres evil. TREVOR NOAH
Last night NASA intentionally crashed a spacecraft into an
asteroid to see if it could stop one coming toward Earth in the future. Go
NASA! Meanwhile the Space Force was like Cool cool so what exactly is our role
again? Like what do we do? JIMMY FALLON
Boom! Yeah. How you like that asteroid? That was for the
dinosaurs. TREVOR NOAH
And in case you are wondering no the asteroid was not
heading for Earth all right? We were just testing the system. It wasnt heading toward
us. But now the other asteroids they know not to test us. You dont mess with
Earth man were loco man. TREVOR NOAH
The asteroid named Dimorphos is part of a binary system with
another larger asteroid named Didymos which means twin in Greek. Neither
Dimorphos nor Didymos posed any threat to Earth but now they know not to get
any ideas and theyre telling their friends. JIMMY KIMMEL
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